her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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