I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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