Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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