i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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