what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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