dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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