That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
