he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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