If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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