Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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