don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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