No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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