I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
babies were throwing up all over the place
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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