I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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