Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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