Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
