There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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