you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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