I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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