My balls are so social today.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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