Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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