So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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