you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
