evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
This is the high leading the old right now
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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