That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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