You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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