I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
