What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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