If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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