I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
