The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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