and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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