The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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