I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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