Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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