i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
