You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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