After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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