At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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