You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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