he shaved USA in his pubs
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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