Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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