Umm I'm too high to move.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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