he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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