I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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