haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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