i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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