This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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