dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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