That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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