Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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